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Roman Jokes!

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!


Teacher: What is a forum?

Pupil: Two-um plus two-um!


Teacher: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

Pupil: With a pair of Caesars!


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Emperor Hadrian Ruled from 117 to 138 AD.

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The Emperor Hadrian ruled for 21 years from A.D. 117 until A.D. 138, when the Empire of Ancient Rome was at its height.

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Hadrian's Wall Joke

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: What is a forum?

Pupil: Two-um plus two-um!

Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

Pupil: With a pair of Caesars!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?

Pupil: The second one!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

Pupil: He wanted to Mark Antony!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night.

Teacher: Why did you say that?

Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?

Pupil: Speaking Latin!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Pupil: Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?

2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: Why did the Romans build straight roads?

Pupil: So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

First Roman: We had wild boar for dinner last night.

Second Roman: Wild?

First Roman: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it!

Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke

An Ancient Rome history joke

Teacher: Did the Ancient Romans hunt bear?

Pupil: Not in the winter!

A History Joke

A history joke

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Another History Joke

A history joke

Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!

Why is that?

Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!

Another History Joke

A history joke

My teacher reminds me of history

She's always repeating herself!

Another History Joke

A history joke

Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time!

Another History Joke

A history joke

I'm learning ancient history?

So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!

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