Daily Life in Ancient Rome
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Hadrian's Wall Joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: What is a forum?
Pupil: Two-um plus two-um!
Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
Pupil: With a pair of Caesars!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: Who succeeded the first Emperor of Rome?
Pupil: The second one!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Pupil: He wanted to Mark Antony!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Pupil: Speaking Latin!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Pupil: Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
Pupil: So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
First Roman: We had wild boar for dinner last night.
Second Roman: Wild?
First Roman: Well, he wasn't too pleased about it!
Yet Another Ancient Rome Joke
An Ancient Rome history joke
Teacher: Did the Ancient Romans hunt bear?
Pupil: Not in the winter!
A History Joke
A history joke
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Another History Joke
A history joke
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
Another History Joke
A history joke
My teacher reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself!
Another History Joke
A history joke
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!
Another History Joke
A history joke
I'm learning ancient history?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times!
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